Coincidentally coming out just after the release of the Passion of the Christ (not like we're trying to cash in or anything), Hammer Films bring you their own version of the greatest story ever told: the inspiring story of Jesus of Nazareth answering a classified ad to play goalie for a rag-tag team of ne'er do wells, and how he took them from last place all the way to the glory of the Edmonton City Rec League Championship. Buford McGraw is Jesus Christ in the soon-to-be Canadian classic Jesus Saves. Now appearing, well nowhere, because it's a Canadian movie, but we did get money from advertising from Telefilm Canada, so, well, y'know...