In a new report released today Dyane Adam, Canada's Official Languages Commissioner, offered a scathing assessment of the status of French cursing in the public service...
"Nobody whitewashes the wheels of justice under Pierre Pettigrew's watch..."
Shocked readers of the semi-popular web magazine The Hammer (www.thehammer.ca) responded negatively to the use of a photograph taken from the popular publication The Onion(www.theonion.com).
As a token of generosity and supreme graciousness, the authors of each of the regular 'funnies' that appear in the paper have agreed to step aside and let us do their respective comic strips for them...
Do you have a cartoon/illustration you would like to contribute to The Hammer's Weekend Funnnies Extravaganza? Send us your drawings!
"Coming from a poor country, I can not afford undetectable, designer performance enhancing drugs, but the Olympics are all about the spirit of competition..."
After playing their final song, a stirring one-hour 39-minute rendition of the Curtain With, each band member gently placed his instrument down and gave an emotional final wave. Then, as the skies above opened and a brilliant white light surrounded the stage, band members Trey Anastasio, Jon (Fish) Fishman, Mike Gordon and Page McConnell ascended into the heavens.
Well, I still haven't won the lottery yet, so I gotta keep writing these columns to supplement my income. Not that I don't make a good living from my day job, I mean, the company looks after me all right...not to brag, but I am up to $9.05 an hour now...
While there has been much weeping, wailing and gnashing of hurdles over our nation's disappointing performance in the Athens Games, a golden ray of sunshine shone down today on the Canadian synchronized spelling team.
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"It's Canada's drive-through province!"
The Ontario government has buckled down and introduced the "The Power is on... or is it" hot-line. And that's about it.
