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The Archives of December, 2004

December 2nd, 2004
Sources Report - Unsubstantiated Horseshit from Jane Tabloid - thehammer.ca's political gossip columnist
Sources Report - Unsubstantiated Horseshit from Jane Tabloid - thehammer.ca's political gossip columnist

The two-hour meeting between Prime Minister Paul Martin and US President George W. Bush focused primarily on the contentious issue of Canada's participation in the continental Gay Marriage Missile Defence system that the Bush administration is presently developing.

December 8th, 2004
Ménage a McGraw speaks to James Fallowshield of the Canadian Association of Yak Breeders
Ménage a McGraw speaks to James Fallowshield of the Canadian Association of Yak Breeders

James Fallowshield joins Buford McGraw to discuss the Canadian government's decision to ban yak hair exports to Mongolia.

December 11th, 2004
MP Demands Charges Against Deadbeat Elephant Mother
MP Demands Charges Against Deadbeat Elephant Mother

Conservative MP Randy White has demanded that Maharani, a 14-year-old Asian elephant at the Calgary Zoo, be charged with child abandonment after she rejected her three-week-old calf.

December 14th, 2004
Breaking News: Jesus Returns to Earth
Breaking News: Jesus Returns to Earth

Is this second coming? And is there a connection between our saviour's appearance and the supreme court's gay marriage ruling?

December 17th, 2004
Christmas Gift Ideas from Taupe, TheHammer.ca's book and music online retail sales division
Christmas Gift Ideas from Taupe, TheHammer.ca's book and music online retail sales division

The clock is ticking down to Christmas eve and you need one-stop-shopping...You've come to the right place...

December 22nd, 2004
Ménage-a-McGraw speaks to Miles Kelton of Operation Red Liver
Ménage-a-McGraw speaks to Miles Kelton of Operation Red Liver

Nothing says Christmas like getting really loaded. Between office parties, spouse's office parties, family gatherings and just good-old-fashion holiday drunkenness, the holidays are a time of heavy, heavy consumption. How does one get oneself around after one case too many?


 

 

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