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The Archives of January, 2005

January 1st, 2005
The Top 6 News Stories in Smiths Falls, 2004
The Top 6 News Stories in Smiths Falls, 2004

Every self-respecting news organization worth its salt has to have a year-end list about the top something or other of the year. We here at thehammer.ca are no exception.

January 4th, 2005
Global Shortage Predicted as Tsunami Wipes Out Dozens of Walmart Factories
Global Shortage Predicted as Tsunami Wipes Out Dozens of Walmart Factories

Lost among the stories of human tragedy and heroism in Southeast Asia is the damage last month's massive tsunami rained down on the manufacturing industry, particularly on factories where low-quality goods are created on the cheap for North American consumption.

January 6th, 2005
Newfoundland Premier Wipes Ass With Canadian Flag
Newfoundland Premier Wipes Ass With Canadian Flag

Newfoundland Premier Danny Williams upped the ante in his flag war with the federal government last night, when he wiped his behind with a Canadian flag during a press conference broadcast across the province.

January 9th, 2005
Weekend Funnnies Extravaganza
Weekend Funnnies Extravaganza

"Premier Williams, don't you think you've gone too far with this flag flap?"

January 11th, 2005
Bush Pledges to Bring Rogue Tsunami to Justice
Bush Pledges to Bring Rogue Tsunami to Justice

"Swarthy people of Asia, you have my assurance that this... the tsunami, and the earthquake that caused it, will be dealt with the most extreme of severity. Just as we have caught Osama Bin Laden..."

January 15th, 2005
Prince Harry Urged to Resign After Nazi Photo Shocker
Prince Harry Urged to Resign After Nazi Photo Shocker

A leading British cabinet minister has called for Prince Harry to resign as Prince. The demand comes after a photograph surfaced last week of Harry dressed in a nazi uniform.

January 21st, 2005
NHL Lockout Monument Erected in Toronto
NHL Lockout Monument Erected in Toronto

The National Hockey League Players' Association (NHLPA) unveiled a new monument today honouring the "valiant struggle" of its members during their bitter lockout by the owners of the NHL's 126 teams.

January 24th, 2005
Coming this year on HNN
Coming this year on HNN

Buford McGraw gives you a glimpse at some of the innovative and one-of-a-kind news programs coming this year on HNN.

January 27th, 2005
Harper Takes on Second, Third Wives in Support of Polygamy
Harper Takes on Second, Third Wives in Support of Polygamy

Conservative leader Stephen Harper made a bold political statement last weekend by marrying two women in a simultaneous civil ceremony.

January 31st, 2005
Iraq Votes 2005: The Voter Opinion
Iraq Votes 2005: The Voter Opinion

What does the everyday Iraqi think about this year's election?


 

 

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