The Archives of March, 2005

We uhm...uh...uhm...We are...uhm...not...We are...not...we're not taking part in missile defence.

"...how effective can Kyoto be, even if we do meet our targets here in Canada, without the participation of the world's biggest polluter, the US? Not to mention major polluters like China, India and Liechtenstein..."

Titled Move to the City: A New Strategy for Rural Canadians, the two-page, $350 million dollar document urges rural Canadians from coast to coast to coast to just get it done with and move to Toronto, Montreal or Vancouver. Hell, maybe even Winnipeg.

Buford McGraw open's yet another beer and interviews mediation expert Jerome Jerkoby. A bored host, an irritated guest and a small-town's crippling debt makes for interestingly bad radio.

Check out the official copy of the National Conservative Policy Convention Agenda...

Small town life is simple for a reason, and Buford McGraw just can't take it anymore... Slamming a well known Canadian act, pissing off small-town folk and getting a touch of that darn Spontaneous Combustion again are all reasons why this clip didn't make the finals

Every year around this time, a supposedly squeaky-clean little bunny skips from house to house, distributing candy to Christians and people who were forced to go to church when they were a kid. How cute, right? Well, you wouldn't think it was so 'cute' if you knew what this sex-addicted, vodka-guzzling, lecherous little 41-year-old 'bunny' really was all about. Our crack research staff here at the Sun has uncovered some disturbing facts about the Easter Bunny that every irate, reactionary Canadian should know.