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The Archives of March, 2005

March 1st, 2005
Missile Defence: An Address from the Right Honourable Paul Martin, Prime Minister of Canada
Missile Defence: An Address from the Right Honourable Paul Martin, Prime Minister of Canada

We uhm...uh...uhm...We are...uhm...not...We are...not...we're not taking part in missile defence.

March 7th, 2005
Ménage-a-McGraw: Kyoto
Ménage-a-McGraw: Kyoto

"...how effective can Kyoto be, even if we do meet our targets here in Canada, without the participation of the world's biggest polluter, the US? Not to mention major polluters like China, India and Liechtenstein..."

March 10th, 2005
Feds Issue New Rural Strategy: "Move to the City"
Feds Issue New Rural Strategy:

Titled Move to the City: A New Strategy for Rural Canadians, the two-page, $350 million dollar document urges rural Canadians from coast to coast to coast to just get it done with and move to Toronto, Montreal or Vancouver. Hell, maybe even Winnipeg.

March 14th, 2005
Part 1 in our 'Rejected by the CBC' Series: Meditation at Tommy Hunter Park
Part 1 in our 'Rejected by the CBC' Series: Meditation at Tommy Hunter Park

Buford McGraw open's yet another beer and interviews mediation expert Jerome Jerkoby. A bored host, an irritated guest and a small-town's crippling debt makes for interestingly bad radio.

March 17th, 2005
AGENDA: National Conservative Policy Convention, Montreal, March 17-19
AGENDA: National Conservative Policy Convention, Montreal, March 17-19

Check out the official copy of the National Conservative Policy Convention Agenda...

March 22nd, 2005
Part 2 in our 'Rejected by the CBC' Series: Poetry Hoedown at the Legion
Part 2 in our 'Rejected by the CBC' Series: Poetry Hoedown at the Legion

Small town life is simple for a reason, and Buford McGraw just can't take it anymore... Slamming a well known Canadian act, pissing off small-town folk and getting a touch of that darn Spontaneous Combustion again are all reasons why this clip didn't make the finals

March 25th, 2005
The TRUTH About the Easter Bunny: An Ottawa Sun Exclusive
The TRUTH About the Easter Bunny: An Ottawa Sun Exclusive

Every year around this time, a supposedly squeaky-clean little bunny skips from house to house, distributing candy to Christians and people who were forced to go to church when they were a kid. How cute, right? Well, you wouldn't think it was so 'cute' if you knew what this sex-addicted, vodka-guzzling, lecherous little 41-year-old 'bunny' really was all about. Our crack research staff here at the Sun has uncovered some disturbing facts about the Easter Bunny that every irate, reactionary Canadian should know.


 

 
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