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The Archives of April, 2005

April 4th, 2005
Juno Winner Actually Lives in Canada
Juno Winner Actually Lives in Canada

A milestone was achieved at Sunday's Juno Awards in Winnipeg, as the festivities were graced with the presence of a Canadian performer who actually lives in Canada.

April 8th, 2005
What do you think of Jean Brault's inflammatory testimony at the Gomery Commission?
What do you think of Jean Brault's inflammatory testimony at the Gomery Commission?

We asked a random sampling of Canadians, who all happen to live on the same block as us: "What do you think of Jean Brault's inflammatory testimony at the Gomery Commission?"

April 12th, 2005
Breakfast on Beckwith
Breakfast on Beckwith

Smiths falls radio in the morning, wake up with Buford McGraw

April 15th, 2005
Harper Builds Statue of Jean Brault on Front Lawn of Stornaway
Harper Builds Statue of Jean Brault on Front Lawn of Stornaway

Conservative leader Stephen Harper today unveiled a 14-foot-high marble statue of Quebec communications executive Jean Brault at the front of Stornaway, the official residence of the Leader of the Official Opposition.

April 20th, 2005
Ménage-a-McGraw: The Bidet
Ménage-a-McGraw: The Bidet

Buford McGraw goes on a wild ride with Bruce Hernuffegan of the Canadian Bidet Council (CBC) and his bidet.

April 22nd, 2005
The Prime Minister's Address to the Nation
The Prime Minister's Address to the Nation

For those of you who didn't witness Prime Minister Paul Martin's address to the nation last night (with a new episode of America's Funniest Videos on in the same time slot, who can blame you?) we provide to you an unedited transcript of the Prime Minister's speech, blue language and all.

April 25th, 2005
Celebrity Advice For Men with David Lee Roth
Celebrity Advice For Men with David Lee Roth

We are proud to announce a new series at TheHammer.ca: Celebrity Advice for Men. Stars of every kind will be answering the common questions of common men.

April 28th, 2005
New Olympic Mascot Draws Even More Criticism
New Olympic Mascot Draws Even More Criticism

After receiving numerous complaints from various native organizations about the selection of Ilanaaq --a stylized, multi-coloured Inuit Inukshuk--as the official logo for the games, the Games' braintrust attempted to respond the outcry this morning by unveiling a new "associate" mascot for the Games.


 

 

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