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The Archives of May, 2005

May 3rd, 2005
VD Outbreak Plagues Parliament Hill; Political Bedhopping Blamed
VD Outbreak Plagues Parliament Hill; Political Bedhopping Blamed

Dozens of Members of Parliament representing each of the four parties in the House of Commons have been diagnosed with a variety of sexually transmitted diseases in the past week, thehammer.ca has learned.

May 6th, 2005
V-E Day, 60th Anniversary: Swarms of Young Backpacking Canadians Descend Upon Netherlands for Free Booze
V-E Day, 60<sup>th</sup> Anniversary: Swarms of Young Backpacking Canadians Descend Upon Netherlands for Free Booze

Seven thousand six hundred Canadians gave their lives for the liberation of the Netherlands from Nazi occupation in the Second World War. To this day, the Dutch people, both young and old, remain very knowledgeable and very appreciative of the sacrifice made by Canadian troops during that dark chapter in history.

May 14th, 2005
Random Typings with Merv Jeacle
Random Typings with Merv Jeacle

So, anyway, as per my contractual obligations, I guess it's time to review what's going on in the world of politics, just like that Paul Wells guy.

May 17th, 2005
Now is the Time to Restore Civility to the House of Commons, You Scum-Sucking Liberal Pigs
Now is the Time to Restore Civility to the House of Commons, You Scum-Sucking Liberal Pigs

A rebuttal to the Prime Minister from the Honourable Stephen Harper, Leader of the Official Opposition

May 18th, 2005
Queen Defects to Liberals
Queen Defects to Liberals

After the Belinda Stronach shocker, the Liberal Government got yet another boost today as Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II, announced that she too has defected to the Liberal party.

May 19th, 2005
The DAVE McGRAW INTERVIEW: Belinda Stronach, Redux
The DAVE McGRAW INTERVIEW: Belinda Stronach, Redux

Being one of Canada's most trusted and pliable...reliable...reliable journalists, Dave McGraw was one of the first members of the fourth estate to interview Belinda Stronach after she announced that she was entering public life early last year.

May 24th, 2005
Another Conservative MP Claims He Has Liberal Patronage Offers on Tape
Another Conservative MP Claims He Has Liberal Patronage Offers on Tape

Conservative Member of Parliament Henry Scarlet says it wasn't just Gurmant Grewal and his wife that the Liberals tried to woo. The veteran MP has come forth with allegations that he too was offered a plum gig if he left the party before last week's confidence vote in the House of Commons.

May 29th, 2005
All of England Drunk
All of England Drunk

England: Questionable teeth, even more questionable cuisine, 400 days of rain a year, a national football team that always chokes on penalties, and 11 or 12 pints after a hectic Monday at work.


 

 
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