Newly liberated Tim Horton's pitchwoman Karla Homolka has thrown her hat into the Parti Québecois leadership contest.
After witnessing Karla Homolka's ubiquitous interview on Radio-Canada, federal officials are reportedly considering a new program to bolster the French skills of Anglophone public servants who can't meet the federal government's bilingualism requirements.
(Ottawa) The Ottawa Fristastics have claimed the first ever Eastern Ontario Sunday Afternoon B-Division Ultimate Frisbee Championship, upsetting the Smiths Falls Friziwhiz is a match that featured plenty of running and throwing the frisbee.
A tape depicting ribald sexual encounters between panel members of the current affairs quiz show Front Page Challenge, which aired on the CBC for 816 years before its untimely cancellation in 1995, has somehow been leaked to the Internet and become a runaway hit on the web.
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