The commander-in-chief today announced 'Operation Katrina Freedom', which will see the deployment of hurricane victims to Iraq, where they will work to "secure and protect American freedom from evil-doers."
Toronto-based hipster rock 'collective' Broken Social Scene has decided to hire a coach, in an effort to trim its roster.
Dozens of actors far too anonymous to be phonies from the Eastern Ontario film industry and beyond staggered home for another year last night, as The Smiths Falls International Film Festival wrapped up its 23rd edition. Many people you've never heard of had a great time at the closing party at Sailor Bill's Tavern on Beckwith Street.
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