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The Archives of December, 2005

December 6th, 2005
Westmount NDP Candidate Confident He Won't Lose As Badly This Time
Westmount NDP Candidate Confident He Won't Lose As Badly This Time

"I'm gonna lose by 15,000 votes maximum this time around, I can feel it."

December 6th, 2005
Harper Cancels Campaign Photo-Op When He Can't Find Guy in Turban to Stand Behind Him in Press Conference
Harper Cancels Campaign Photo-Op When He Can't Find Guy in Turban to Stand Behind Him in Press Conference

Conservative Leader Stephen Harper had to cancel a campaign appearance earlier today, when "the guy in the turban" who was supposed to be standing behind him as he gave a speech on taxes couldn't be located.

December 6th, 2005
Dying Man Hopes He Has the Strength to Vote Liberal on January 23
Dying Man Hopes He Has the Strength to Vote Liberal on January 23

71-year-old Dwight Frumpton of Windsor, who is desperately ill from diabetes and emphysema, is really hoping he will have the strength to vote for the Liberals in the upcoming federal election.

December 6th, 2005
Martin Pledges to Raise GST to 23 Per Cent
Martin Pledges to Raise GST to 23 Per Cent

To counter Stephen Harper's unexpected promise to lower the GST from seven per cent to five per cent, Prime Minister Martin finally shot back with his own proposal today, vowing to more than triple the unpopular tax to 23 per cent.

December 14th, 2005
Tortured Arab Airlines Jet Refused Permission to Land at Pearson Airport
Tortured Arab Airlines Jet Refused Permission to Land at Pearson Airport

A new international incident between Canada and the United States has arisen, after a Casa 235 turboprop airplane operated by the CIA's Tortured Arab Airlines was reportedly refused permission to land in Toronto last night.

December 19th, 2005
Federal Leaders Fare Poorly in German-Language Debate
Federal Leaders Fare Poorly in German-Language Debate

While each of the leaders survived the French and English debates held on Thursday and Friday nights respectively, the lesser-known German debate, scheduled on Saturday evening, opposite Hockey Night in Canada, didn't go quite as smoothly.


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