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Buford McGraw goes on a wild ride with Bruce Hernuffegan of the Canadian Bidet Council (CBC) and his bidet.

Smiths falls radio in the morning, wake up with Buford McGraw

Small town life is simple for a reason, and Buford McGraw just can't take it anymore... Slamming a well known Canadian act, pissing off small-town folk and getting a touch of that darn Spontaneous Combustion again are all reasons why this clip didn't make the finals

Buford McGraw open's yet another beer and interviews mediation expert Jerome Jerkoby. A bored host, an irritated guest and a small-town's crippling debt makes for interestingly bad radio.

"...how effective can Kyoto be, even if we do meet our targets here in Canada, without the participation of the world's biggest polluter, the US? Not to mention major polluters like China, India and Liechtenstein..."

Looking for a last minute gift for your partner, spouse and/or mistress? Every year--because we feel sorry for him--we give our Uncle Irv some free advertising on Valentine's day. Take a listen!

Buford McGraw gives you a glimpse at some of the innovative and one-of-a-kind news programs coming this year on HNN.

"Swarthy people of Asia, you have my assurance that this... the tsunami, and the earthquake that caused it, will be dealt with the most extreme of severity. Just as we have caught Osama Bin Laden..."

Nothing says Christmas like getting really loaded. Between office parties, spouse's office parties, family gatherings and just good-old-fashion holiday drunkenness, the holidays are a time of heavy, heavy consumption. How does one get oneself around after one case too many?

Is this second coming? And is there a connection between our saviour's appearance and the supreme court's gay marriage ruling?

James Fallowshield joins Buford McGraw to discuss the Canadian government's decision to ban yak hair exports to Mongolia.

NIRVANA: The band that popularized the "grunge" rock movement and made Seattle the music capital of the world in the early 90's. Now, 10 years after Kurt Cobain's death, every unreleased note, utterance and grunt the band ever caught on tape has been assembled in the new box set...

McGraw and McGraw human rights lawyers make human rights abusers PAY PAY PAY!

No really! What's going on there? Can someone tell me? Please?

"Just another friendly reminder, I am not George W. Bush."

Noted Belgiophile and leader of the opposition Stephen Harper answered reporter's questions in Flemish during a scrum earlier today.

Jeremy Illiac, one of the premier slam poets in the greater Cornwall area, has been promoted to head greeter at the Walmart store where he has worked for seven years.

"Well I'm a happy wage slave, just working for the man, going to save up all my money, go to Florida, get a tan..."

How about that local sporting team, eh?

"Don't Ask me, I'm on Break!"

"Coming from a poor country, I can not afford undetectable, designer performance enhancing drugs, but the Olympics are all about the spirit of competition..."

"Nobody whitewashes the wheels of justice under Pierre Pettigrew's watch..."